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User:cooper_fh (2181868)
The Secret-Not-So Secret Not-So-Naked Naked Adventures of Cooper Fisher-Hermance
Or how I spend my day at home
Name:Cooper Fisher-Hermance
Website:MySpace
Bio:My name is Sir Cooper Clumpies Fisher-Hermance, or Coopy to my friends and enemies.

I am a very handsome (if I do say so myself) white and orange cat. As of the time of writing this I am approaching my first birthday.

My aunt has encouraged me to keep this journal to keep my mother informed of my daily activities. You see, my mother is a hard working single parent. My daddy doesn't love me, she says. He ran off to Las Vegas with a man. Though I did get a nice birthday card from the villianous dog that stole him away.

Anyway, my mother works all day and some times at night too! She has to dog sit from time to time, just to take care of little old me. I feel bad that she cannot stay at home and just spend all of her time doting on me. Some day, Muh-ma!

Oh did I mention I'm the devil? Well, at least I like to let the Devil channel through me every once in a while. And by once in a while I mean every moment I'm not asleep.

So I torment my cousins, Auggie and Sabine. Though I call them "chew toys." >:) Kidding, guys! I have a host of fun toys to play with, am a very clean cat, and feel safest with my mom or in my little blue box that locks. I'm also plotting to get at that long moving stick with a head and no legs that eats mice and lives in a fish tank one of these days.

So, that's me in a nutshell... not that I know how I got in this crazy nut shell.

Now go read my posts! You are all my minions!

-C.F-H
Interests:20: auggie, beanie, being the devil, breaking stuff, cats, digging holes to china, food, getting in the trash, hunting, knocking things off shelves, knocking things off tables, looking cute, lounging, meowing, my mom, sabine, sleeping, snakes, trying to escape outside, yarn
Schools:None listed
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